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The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.
These items were specifically contributed by Venecia Rauls
Bribe terrorists to leave you alone with American consumer devices.
Bush's hometown, no great loss.
Terrorists usually have terrible indigestion from eating our food. Don't use the restroom after they do!
A degree in chemistry can help you fight off terrorists.
Terrorists may try to contaminate your laundry detergent. Smell clothing to ensure it's fresh and clean.
Contributed by Chris Jernigan
If you see a nuclear explosion on the horizon, pull to the side of the road and wait for the blast to hit you.
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