#fractal (+lnt 60478441)

[00:30] <moose> http://www.news24.com/City_Press/City_Press_News/0,,186-187_1370662,00.html
[00:30] <moose> that's cheetah for you
[00:31] <bLizaard> Baal worship: A consistent religion
[00:31] <bLizaard> by Jay Johansen
[00:31] <bLizaard> "One ritual they practiced was the "sacred orgy". The people would get together, get very drunk, and engage in promiscuous sex. The stated reason for this ceremony was to celebrate fertility: By acting out acts of reproduction, they thanked their gods, Baal and Asherah, for their success at bearing children, breeding animals, and growing crops, and prayed for more of the same."
[00:32] <bLizaard> \,,/ baal rocks
[00:32] <entil> sick, moose, sick :P
[00:32] <entil> bliz: whoa
[00:32] <entil> baal rules
[00:32] <entil> moose http://worldlyric.com/w/wesleywillis/suck_a_cheetahs.html that's cheetah for you
[00:32] <moose> entil, guess he wasn't the chosen one
[00:32] <moose> :D
[00:32] <bLizaard> lol cheetah
[00:33] <entil> "The area is teeming with chacma baboons, which are normally tame. However, when they are very hungry they become aggressive and they eat small goats, starting with the brain.
[00:33] <entil> chacma baboons are into baal worship!
[00:33] <entil> "They also rip off and eat the goats' udders and would also go to residential areas looking for food," Gasealahwe.
[00:34] <bLizaard> She said after the funeral they would contact a sangoma to check if the incident was not witchcraft related.
[00:34] <bLizaard> i think i wanna meet a sangoma
[00:34] <bLizaard> at least once in my life
[00:34] <entil> sangoma can get us in contact with baal
[00:34] <bLizaard> we need one
[00:35] *** sangoma (^unikrapul@80.117.31.45) has joined channel #fractal
[00:35] <entil> but I think I'll go dream of the sacred orgy
[00:35] <entil> SANGOMA!
[00:35] <bLizaard> hei sangoma :DDD
[00:35] <bLizaard> ;)
[00:35] <entil> whoa
[00:35] <moose> sangoma, the sacred rat-monkey
[00:35] <bLizaard> can u help us?
[00:35] <entil> sangoma, can you get us in contact with baal?
[00:35] <sangoma> sure i can
[00:36] <moose> you still need a lawn mower and some zombies
[00:36] <sangoma> first you need to make a pizza
[00:36] <entil>  Welcome to Sangoma
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[00:36] <bLizaard> whoa sangoma, you rock!
[00:37] <entil> sangoma: what shall we do after we have made the pizzas?
[00:37] <bLizaard> please, maerciful, tell us how can we save our souls!
[00:37] <entil> oh please tell us, great sangoma
[00:37] <sangoma> well you have to ejaculate on it!
[00:37] <sangoma> and that will save your soul
[00:37] <entil> oh thank you!
[00:37] <entil> thank you for your kindly advice!
[00:37] <sangoma> but before you have to say hello to all the girls that you know
[00:37] <goatman> what is this blasphemy?!
[00:37] <goatman> some BAAL WORSHIPPERS?!
[00:38] <goatman> I will not have this!
[00:38] <entil> omg it's the goatman
[00:38] <entil> what shall we do, oh sangoma?
[00:38] <sangoma> and tell them about me
[00:38] <sangoma> oh.....GOATMAN you are the evil
[00:38] <goatman> you must follow my ways and sacrifice goat brains to me
[00:38] <goatman> I will show you enlightenment!
[00:39] <sangoma> no all lies!
[00:39] <sangoma> you must ejaculate on jour brains before
[00:39] <sangoma> or you'll be doomed
[00:39] <sangoma> goatman is making a trap
[00:39] <goatman> I will let you have sex with virgins!
[00:39] <sangoma> so he will take your soul and sell it to Krishna
[00:40] <sangoma> me with 20% more virginity
[00:40] <entil> but sangoma has orgies
[00:40] <entil> orgies for baal
[00:41] <bLizaard> whoa sangoma you rock!
[00:41] <goatman> I'm sure we could arrange orgies as well...
[00:41] <entil> no goatman!
[00:41] <entil> sangoma promised us orgies FIRST!
[00:41] <entil> YEAH! SANGOMA!
[00:41] <entil> sangoma RULES
[00:41] <goatman> noooooooo.......
[00:41] <sangoma> yes brother 
[00:41] <entil> you are powerless, goatman
[00:41] <entil> INFIDEL!
[00:41] <goatman> ...I...feel.... weak...
[00:41] <sangoma> goatman is only about homo-pensionaatti
[00:42] *** Modechange "+o sangoma" on channel #fractal by entil
[00:42] <entil> oh behold!
[00:42] <sangoma> i suck your powers GOATMAN
[00:42] <entil> sangoma ascended to ophood!
[00:42] <sangoma> !!!!!!
[00:42] <sangoma> THE POWER
[00:42] <entil> oh sangoma finish goatman
[00:42] <entil> rid us of his evil and we will have an orgy in your honor!
[00:42] <sangoma> \,,/ i rock! YOU MUST WORHIP ME
[00:42] <sangoma> and you'll have ORGIES
[00:42] <goatman> ...give... me... ops...
[00:43] <sangoma> entil: i can prevent your weird dreams too
[00:43] <entil> no do not listen to goatman, sangoma, you must kick him out
[00:43] <sangoma> now you are BLESSED
[00:43] <entil> ooo thank you sangoma
*** goatman has been kicked off channel #fractal by sangoma (sangoma)
[00:43] *** goatman (~mjt@ua72d61hel.dial.kolumbus.fi) has joined channel #fractal
[00:43] <entil> omg
[00:43] <sangoma> :D
[00:43] <entil> goatman has the evil autojoin
[00:43] <goatman> YOU ARE INFERIOR
[00:43] <goatman> YOU THINK YOU CAN KICK ME?!
[00:44] <goatman> I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE SANGOMA!
[00:44] <goatman> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT?
[00:44] <goatman> HA! HA! HA!
[00:44] <sangoma> i need more goats
[00:44] <sangoma> ...i 'm weak
[00:44] <entil> 7dcc send sangoma goat
[00:44] * entil sacrifices a score of goats to sangoma
[00:44] <goatman> YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
[00:44] <bLizaard> sacrifice -goat
[00:44] <sangoma> more goat
[00:44] <sangoma> more goat
[00:44] <sangoma> more goat
[00:44] <entil> blizaard sacrifice to sangoma too
[00:44] <entil> yes
[00:45] <entil> oh sangoma hear our prayers and kickban goatman!
[00:45] <bLizaard> another one is ready MASTER
[00:45] <sangoma> yes
[00:45] <sangoma> yes
[00:45] <goatman> YOU WILL SUFFER!
[00:45] <bLizaard> and i'll start another fire for you SANGOMA
[00:45] <goatman> I will rise from the ashes of this meager existence
[00:45] <sangoma> yes pleaseeeee
[00:45] <sangoma> nooo goatman you are winning a battle but not the war!!!
[00:46] <moose> jesus h. christ you guys suck tonight
[00:46] <entil> oh sangoma is there nothing you can do?
[00:46] <sangoma> i need more.......
[00:46] <sangoma> G
[00:46] <sangoma> O
[00:46] <sangoma> A
[00:46] <sangoma> T
[00:46] <sangoma> S
[00:46] <entil> I have prepared a dozen goats, are they enough, master?
[00:46] <bLizaard> sangoma i'm ready to automutilate for you
[00:46] <goatman> sacrifice them in my name!
[00:47] <sangoma> please to do it
[00:47] <goatman> do not listen to sangoma's foul ways!
[00:47] * entil sacrifices goat number 1
[00:47] * entil sacrifices goat number 2
[00:47] * entil sacrifices goat number 3
[00:47] <bLizaard> woa
[00:47] <entil> sangoma are you getting the goats?
[00:47] <entil> I'm doing this extra fast
[00:47] <sangoma> YES
[00:47] * entil sacrifices goat number 4
[00:47] * entil sacrifices goat number 5
[00:47] * entil sacrifices goat number 6
*** goatman has been kicked off channel #fractal by sangoma (sangoma)
[00:47] *** goatman (~mjt@ua72d61hel.dial.kolumbus.fi) has joined channel #fractal
[00:47] <entil> you must kickban him!
[00:47] <sangoma> i need more goats
[00:47] <goatman> HA HA HA
[00:47] * entil sacrifices goat number 7
[00:48] * entil sacrifices goat number 8
[00:48] * entil sacrifices goat number 9
[00:48] * entil sacrifices goat number 10
[00:48] * entil sacrifices goat number 11
[00:48] * entil sacrifices goat number 12
[00:48] <entil> there.
[00:48] <sangoma> no i don't have enought goat-mana to ban him
[00:48] <entil> let me help, then, oh sangoma, take my soul so it can be saved
[00:48] <bLizaard> another goat is ready
[00:48] *** Modechange "+b goatman*!*@*" on channel #fractal by entil
[00:48] <sangoma> NOW I HAVE ENOUGHT MANA
[00:48] <entil> ...my strength...
[00:48] <sangoma> goatman take this
[00:49] <entil> please... sangoma...
[00:49] <entil> rid us of goatman and help me regain my strenth
[00:49] <sangoma> (np: Mission Impossible Theme)
[00:49] *** Modechange "+b *!*@*.dial.kolumbus.fi" on channel #fractal by sangoma
[00:49] <entil> _o/ rispetto, sangoma
[00:49] <sangoma> :D
[00:49] <sangoma> you are all BLESSES NOW
*** sangoma has changed the topic on channel #fractal to Rock over London, Rock on Chicago, Passeli ja BAAL - Taloushallinon Ohjelmat
[00:49] <entil> oh sangoma, you truly are powerful
[00:50] <bLizaard> sangoma i LOVE YOU
[00:50] <sangoma> but now they need me in #afterlife
[00:50] <sangoma> life aint't easy for SANGOMAMAN
[00:51] <sangoma> remember: i showed you the way
[00:51] <entil> we will always remember
[00:51] <sangoma> now you have to follow it
[00:51] <entil> we will crusade for virgins and have orgies with them
[00:51] <sangoma> and say hello to all the girls you know
[00:51] <entil> and ejaculate on pizzas
[00:51] <sangoma> sure
[00:51] <entil> yes we will do this in your name
[00:51] <sangoma> time to go 
[00:51] *** sangoma (^unikrapul@80.117.31.45) has left channel #fractal
[00:52] <bLizaard> bye SANGOMA
[00:52] <bLizaard> i'll miss you
*** Signoff: goatman (....nooo.... the voooiiiidd..... yooouuu.. wiilll.. suf+++NO CARRIER)
[00:52] <entil> sangoman is truly great
[00:53] <bLizaard> :D
[00:53] <bLizaard> lol we are absolutely sick
[00:53] <entil> yes :D