Working in the Telecomms industry: 

1. You work weird (night) shifts...
 Like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy...
 Like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...
 Like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
 Like a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...
 Like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed...
 Like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
 Like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
 Like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it...
 Like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this."
 Like a prostitute ........