Follow these easy steps and YOU too can be a certified nigger:
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    1. Slink around, shufflling your feet and bobbing your neck like the
   lazy bum you are.
   
   
    2. Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a
   sidewalk is.
   
    3. Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these
   are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
   
    4. If you're a nigger bitch, shit 3 nigger babies into the world
   before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support
   you so your cool nigger men have more time to do crimes. Oh yes,make
   sure each nigger baby has a different father, ho.
   
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    5. Bastardize the english language in the name of nigger culture.
   Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have
   ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are evencomplete
   words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say.
   
    6. As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than
   in college at any given time.
   
    7. Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as
   annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
   
    8. Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood can fucking here
   you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bru.
   
    9. Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big making sure the pants hang
   off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate
   that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you
   have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder.
   
   10. Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard being careful not to use
   the driveway. It's ok to abandon them in the street as long as it'sin
   front of someone else's crib.
   
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   11. Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your
   dick    alot.
   
   
   12. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings
   (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so thatno
   light can enter and no cops can see in while you...
   
   13. Do drugs, sell drugs, make look alike drugs.
   
   14. Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard,
   turn yo momma's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.
   
   15. Travel around, leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies.
   Abandon your children with them also.
   
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   16. Smack your kids, yell at them alot, make them feel less than human
   and that they have no future, which they don't because they are
   niggers like you.
   
   
   17. Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day forgetting that "malt
   liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.
   
   18. If your a nigger buck, fuck anything that moves, no matter how
   ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger
   bitch will look good.
   
   19. Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks, after all, they
   are niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men
   that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And
   white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so uglyones.
   
   20. Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing
   to anyone but mean nigger expression to fellow niggers exceptniggers
   from another hood will prolly try to kill you for traipsing on they
   turf, but, way you knowm wu am sa'in' homes? Man, tha some salt,
   she-it, huh huh, straight up motherfucker!
   
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   21. Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the
   most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb,
   adjective and complete mini sentence in event you run out of words.
   
   
   22. Above all: ALWAYS BE COOL! That is the most important aspect of
   niggerdom (niggerdumb?). Being fly is the reason we do any of this
   trip! Being cool is more important than being intelligent (thatdon't
   help to get womens), adapting to the mundane protocols of society that
   help to build and sustain a  nation ( 'cuz that be THEY trip, man,not
   r's). Being cool is better than having a good job (it's easier to push
   dope for the man, er I mean weez dope to do dope, uh) so flingburgers
   at Mcdonalds between jail sentences.
   
   23. BLAME WHITEY FOR EVERYTHING.
   
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