Date: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 16:33:42 +0300 (EEST)
From: Aapo K Puskala <puskala@cc.helsinki.fi>
To: xxx@xxx.xx
Subject: Re: moe

(Finnish: Tätä osoitetta en enää lue. Lähetä osoitteeseen hiki.fi, alkuun 
etunimi piste sukunimi. Ja ota tuosta domainista ensimmäinen kirjain 
pois. Suoraan tekstinä en osoitetta laita, arvaatte varmaan miksi.)

Dear Friend,

Thank you for your gracious offer. However, I'm afraid I must decline it.

Let me explain my situation. Some time ago I was offered some very 
efficient penis enlargement pills via e-mail. "Excellent!", I thought. 
The promised lenght increase was 30%, but after trying the pills out I 
found out that in reality they increased my member length by 50%! They 
really worked! I ordered some more from another company and my schlong 
expanded even more!

I was excited by my new physical dimensions. Probably the word had gotten 
around since I got a lot of offers from horny teen lesbian virgins all 
over the world, they all wanted to chat with me. Some of them said they 
had seen me on ICQ altough I didn't recall such an event. However, I 
contacted each one of them! They had lovely websites full of biographies 
and personal pictures.

Being a man with a strong sexual drive, I was determined to satisfy all 
these horny girls and I ordered some Viagra, right through e-mail which 
had dropped into my mailbox. But now my member had gotten so large I had 
difficulty carrying it around and it was in a constant state of erection. 
Fortunately, I no longer had to work since I could earn $5,000 a week 
from home, working half the hours at a time I pleased! I had won a green 
card in a lottery but I had no use for it any longer, so I returned it to 
the sender.

I reserved a domain by my name, yet again through e-mail. How convenient. 
It was so kind of them to remind me via e-mail that this was possible. 
Perhaps all my teenage horny lesbians could remember me better after 
e-mailing me to my personal site. By this time I got so many e-mail 
offers I hardly had time to cheat on my wife (yet another e-mail offer) 
and to satisfy all the horny virgins who were so eager to show their 
private parts to me over the Internet. Also, after taking too many penis 
enlargement pills, my swollen member got achy and bursted from 
over-expansion. This was very painful and was especially annoying since I 
had reached optimal physical proportions with some weight-loss pills, 
which truly worked!

Fortunately a friend of mine has just become licensed doctor. All he had 
to do was to order a diploma via the Internet! He got this information 
conveniently in his own e-mail box and so he graduated without a hassle, 
without ever going to a school of any kind! The Internet is truly 
amazing.

However, despite his excellent qualifications, he was unable to remedy my 
bursted penis. But yet again, e-mail came to the rescue. Some very nice 
Nigerian gentlemen had problems transferring funds out of their contry 
and asked me for help, which I of course offered. After the transaction I 
was $200,000 richer! Thanks to the stock tips I received to my mailbox, I 
doubled my funds in the stock market in one week. This gave me the 
opportunity to leave work and to have a surgery on my damaged male organ. 
I also got very cheap real estate mortgage and my less than perfect 
credit record was erased in an instant by a very helpful e-mail marketer.

After my businesses on the Internet, I am rich, lusted by horny girls, I 
have a huge penis, my credit card works again, I am in optimal physical 
shape and everything else is just perfect. So, despite your gracious 
offer, I'm afraid I need nothing more to be completely happy and 
sucessful in my life.

I will be unable to answer any further messages since I'll be enjoying 
the pleasures of these horny teenage lesbian schoolgirls with my massive 
member. Have a good day!


Yours very truly,

Aapo Puskala
Helsinki, Finland
aapo.puskala@helsinki.fi